The perfect card for the recently single

Stuck for inspiration on how to comfort your recently single girlfriend?

Forget the well meaning but ultimately annoying (to the recently single anyway) ‘Someone else will come along’, ‘It’s their loss not yours”

Instead, focus on the fabulousness of singledom, which is perfectly depicted in this iCandy card!

“Once upon a time…
a guy asked a girl
“will you marry me”

The girl said “No!”

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased…did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, watched chick flicks, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore and farted all the time.

The end
anon“

Pick it up from icandy.co.nz for $11.90NZ (for two large cards) and in the interest of equality, there is also one for the guys.